I did not make my family drive 1 hour and 15 minutes out of town so that I could go see the campsite where my troop will be visiting next weekend. I did not do that because that would make me a totally control freak to need to see where I am going before I get there!
I did not take a camera with me to the newly opened Target just so that I would have pictures to use on my blog. What blogger in her right mind would blog about her love of a STORE?? Not me.
I did not discover that taking pictures in Tar-jay would totally embarrass my teenager and then turn the post about my love for Tar-jay into how to embarrass your teenager! Oh no, that would totally irratate my teen and I would never do such a thing!
I did not let my teenager stand in the bathroom yelling for a towel for 10 minutes because I was totally annoyed and too lazy to get off the couch. That would make a sometimes tired and cranky mom looked bad and I would never want that!
I did not take the entire day off from my computer on Saturday to spend part of the day watching the girls soccer games and then the rest of the day hanging with horses at the ranch. No, not me.....that would have been way too much fun.
I was not proud of how my teen played in her soccer game! No not me, that would make me a bragging parent and I am totally above all of that.
I didn't get totally bummed when I realized that Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs came to town without calling me. No, not me......I'm no stalker!
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