Our horse Rusty loves a good horse joke. How about you?
"A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third.
The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, "Preacher's Ass shows" The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won!
The papers said, "Preacher's Ass out in Front" The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass" This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the animal.
The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, "Nun has the Best Ass in Town" The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.00. The paper states, "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks" They buried the Bishop the next day."
***So that was really a donkey joke, but Rusty thought it was heeee-sterical!***
Happy Wordful Wednesday
24 comments:
LOL!! That was a good one! :) I love how the horse looks like it enjoyed the joke, too!
You totally crack me up.
Lol! Okay that was a good one and very cute pic
Oh my word. So funny : ) You made me laugh for sure!
Ha! That is too funny! I'll have to share it. :)
LOL, I love his expression!!!
That is so cute! The joke and the pic! I love that the horse is sticking his tongue out!
LOL! Great joke!
Rusty is a beautiful horse (apparently with a wonderful sense of humor. LOL)
haha.. great joke with a perfect picture!!! also must say i love your new blog flash header :)
Ha....good one!
LOL, that was funny!
I love the beaded heart in your blog header. How did you make that?
HA! Very funny, thanks for the chuckle. Oh and the pic is VERY cute, too.
ok...now that's my kind of joke :) Love it!!
Too funny, Michelle. By the way, I LOVE your header! Gorgeous, gorgeous photos!
Hope the kitchen is going well!
Hugs,
Genny
That's hilarious!
That was too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
hahaha, good joke!!
Hahahaha! Great joke, great picture (the tongue made it perrrrrfect)!
LOL!!! Love it. I love any kind of a joke that makes me laugh out loud :) Happy WW!!
That is funny - I needed a little laugh this afternoon.
LOL..oh my!!
What a gorgeous photo.
My hubs is going to LOVE this... ;)
LOL! That's funny...and I love how your horse looks like he's laughing...precious!
Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!
The picture is awesome! My boys are obsessed with horses and we hope to get a couple in the next year. I must show them this pic!
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