Nov 10, 2008

Not Me Mondays!



I was not completely surprised that Mckmama started up with her "Not Me Mondays" again so soon after having her fourth baby!  Talk about supermom.  :)

I did not utter naughty words under my breath when my 13 year old pissed me off the other day.  I do not do such things because that would make me a horrible mother.

I have not eaten at least 4 pounds of candy since October 31st.  No, not me....that would mean I have absolutely zero will power.

I did not do a little happy dance when the Great Pumpkin swooped in last night and took all the evil candy away.  I did not tell my girls that they better hide their remaining ten pieces for fear that I might hunt them down and snarf them up in a moment of weakness.

I did not work my butt off in the gym this morning due to all the candy that I did not eat last week!!

I am not going to post a funny about the 13 things that PMS stand for because it isn't funny or true (this was sent to me by a friend, not sure who the author is).  Please do not let yourself laugh!

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

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29 comments:

Saundra@An Italian Mama Gone Crazy said...

Ssoooo cute!

Live.Love.Eat said...

I love it. Why is it I am suffering from all those things and Aunt Flo isn't even here?????

Shanna said...

Ugh...I'm seriously considering dumping the entire gallon bag that's been set aside from the candy bowl. I. Need. Willpower!

Shanna said...

LOL I know what you mean about the followers! Love 'em but oh the pressure! ;)

Becky :) said...

Great list!!!!! I can't begin to tell you how much candy I did NOT eat in the past week. Dang it!!!!

I love the PMS list. :-)

Jo-Jo said...

I am not have 13 things going on in my body right now and I have never mumbled things under my breath when my kids make me mad either!

angie said...

Under you at SITS roll call, stopping by to say hi!

That list is funny - People Make me Sick, ha ha!

Heidi said...

I love the pms list. My girls have at least half of those at all times....and the other half for a week each month. I DON'T ever have any of those symptoms. I don't even know what pms is.
And I have never mumbled discouraging words under my breath in front of my kids.

angie said...

That Halloween candy is killing me too! :)

Meaghan said...

Stopping by to say hi and invite you to this weeks coffee giveaway!

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Kimber said...

That list cracked me up. Love your blog!!

Lindsay said...

I'll add one to that list:

I do not hide in the pantry and eat Butterfingers while my daughter's back is turned and she is happily munching on an apple.

Wait, yes I did ;)

Your list is too funny!

nikkicrumpet said...

Yeah...that ain't funny because I'm not on my period so I don't find any of this amusing in the least!!! Have a great not-me Monday!

Monica Squiers said...

Too funny! Check out my blog, I just passed an award your way!

Liz said...

Too funny!! Psychotic Mood Shift...I like that one!!!

Octamom said...

Hee hee! What a great list--and the PMS explanations? Genius!!!

Thanks for your good wishes for 4 of 8--today was definitely better!

Blessings!

Following Him said...

Thanks for commenting. I love the PMS post. I totally agree that men suck sometimes. I also had the pissy mood syndrome last week. Some one was also not nice enough to point it out. I surely did not let them have it!
~Elyse~

RhondaLue said...

I'm going to forward this list to hubby and he can just refer to it once a month. Nice!

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

simply hilarious! Makes me wish I was pregnant again so I don't have to suffer for 2 years!!

TattooedMinivanMom said...

I'm so glad that you didn't do any of those things.

mine, by magpie said...

hahaha- this is a great psot- i am laughing over here!!!

gingela5 said...

Great post! Love the 13 things! Made me laugh out loud!

hippos toes said...

Such a hoot!! Love Pissy Mood Syndrome! Thanks for stopping by my blog and posting your kind comment, btw :)

christie said...

I must not be a bad mom either...I totally mumble bad words under my breath, er...I mean I do not mumble bad words, yeh, that's it. Oh, and the Halloween Candy, so didn't eat that either. :-)
I love the PMS thing. Funny!

Drama Mama said...

Too FUNNY! I have also NOT been sneaking candy from my kids loot so that it can be OVER!! LOOOOVE the PMS LIST....can I borrow it???

Julie said...

Love the PMS list! And you actually worked out after eating all the candy? You're good!

Holly at Tropic of Mom said...

I have got to start doing this!

WheresMyAngels said...

That list was priceless!

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

Loved your post! I had to take my candy to school and give it to my students, because I have no willpower. Cute blog!

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