I was not completely surprised that Mckmama started up with her "Not Me Mondays" again so soon after having her fourth baby! Talk about supermom. :)
I did not utter naughty words under my breath when my 13 year old pissed me off the other day. I do not do such things because that would make me a horrible mother.
I have not eaten at least 4 pounds of candy since October 31st. No, not me....that would mean I have absolutely zero will power.
I did not do a little happy dance when the Great Pumpkin swooped in last night and took all the evil candy away. I did not tell my girls that they better hide their remaining ten pieces for fear that I might hunt them down and snarf them up in a moment of weakness.
I did not work my butt off in the gym this morning due to all the candy that I did not eat last week!!
I am not going to post a funny about the 13 things that PMS stand for because it isn't funny or true (this was sent to me by a friend, not sure who the author is). Please do not let yourself laugh!
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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