This is my first time trying the "Not Me Monday" hosted by My Charming Kids. Check it out for yourself........it is such a hoot!
I did not blow off working out this morning so that I could spend time writing a letter to my breasts! I didn't do that because that would be plain silly, not to mention bad for my ever growing waistline.
I did not contemplate going postal on the 13 year old girl who kept purposefully knocking down all of the players on my daughters soccer team this Saturday. That would have been very un-lady like of me!
I did not follow up my healthy low calorie lunch up with a handful of mnm's.......no I didn't , because that would be cheating.
I most certainly did not tell my youngest that pulling on her belly button might unsnap it, which means all her organs would be set lose inside of her body! Even soon to be 10 year olds aren't always sure when mommy is joking!
I most definitely didn't just spell definitely wrong for the 400th time! Thank goodness for spell check!