Showing posts with label are you kidding me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label are you kidding me. Show all posts

Apr 14, 2009

I Hit a speed bump!

Last Wednesday I shared with you what my heart looks like (in case you are new, it was my girls). Today I present you with a picture of what my gut looks like!

Yes, those are speed bumps and yes, they are lining my mid section.  I got on the scale this morning and nearly shat a brick.  

Of course, I didn't need to get on the scale to tell me that I am over weight.  The muffin top hanging over my jeans was screaming "fat ass, stop eating cookies" loud and clear.

So today I vowed to go back to eating a more healthy diet and getting into the gym no matter how busy I am.

That meant heading to the gym for the first time in forever.  I'll admit that I was a little worried that my membership was going to burst into flames when I swiped it through the entrance gate. I heard they do that when you don't use them enough.

I was pleasantly surprised to find that the cross training room had some new treadmills waiting for me to try out.   Really fancy ones with an ipod hook up and a cool touch screen complete with a little virtual track so you can watch your progress.  Why didn't they tell me they put those in?  I'm sure I would have come in more if I would have known!

So here is getting back into shape.....and to all of those women who managed to maintain your girlish figure after giving birth........I admire you.  For those of you who are a fluffier version of your former self.......I love you the best.  Wanna join me at the gym?  We can be fluffy together.

Jan 15, 2009

Panty hose for men?


Yesterday in my head cold stupor I thought I heard the morning DJ's on my favorite radio show say something about panty hose for men.  Actually, the word they used was "mantyhose" and I just couldn't believe it was for real.

But it is people!  I googled the word manytyhose and found the website, e-manicipate.  According to the website they are "a project to accelerate the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item."  (They also refer to bra's as being organ specific clothing, but that is a whole separate issue!)

Ok, I have to admit that the male models they have showing off the mantyhose look kind of hot, but seriously folks, we all know that Joe the plumber is not going to look this good in his mantyhose.

So ladies what do you think?  Is this going to be the new must have item in your man's underwear drawer?  
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