Showing posts with label Xena. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Xena. Show all posts

Nov 5, 2009

PSF - We have been labeled!

I love my dogs, but they have issues.

They do not enjoy visits from the mail carrier....a common dog phobia.

They pose no threat to the mailman, they just like to bark like lunatics when the mail carrier comes to the door......and Xena sort of throws herself against the screen.

Truth be told, Xena doesn't discriminate. She does barks at every visitor.

Because my dogs go a little nuts when people come to the front door we installed a heavy duty security screen door. I hate the way it looks, but it was necessary to keep Xena from break down the screen door when she is being possessed by the devil.

I figured that the heavy duty security door and the fact that Xena has never taken a nibble of any of our mail carriers would provide all carriers with a sense of security.

Today I discovered differently!

Our mail comes with a warning!


This Dog Warning Card was accidentally left in our mailbox today.

I say accidentally because on the form it says "Case in front of mail for address where dog poses a threat -- do not deliver this form." Whoopsie!

We have had a string of sub's lately, so I understand the need for the form.

If you approach my door while day dreaming you might have the hooey scared out of you by a psychotic poodle and chihuahua.


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Jun 2, 2009

Wordful Wednesday - This is my dog on Crack!

I am putting my Wordful Wednesday post up early because in truth, it should be renamed "Tearful Tuesday."

My dog has a problem. 
A serious problem.
She is addicted to leather shoes.
Lately her "crack" if you will has been Kate's ballet shoes.
Kate is 10 and as a 10 year old she tends to forget to put her "crack" up where the dog can't reach it.
Since September, Xena has destroyed 3 pairs of ballet shoes.

That equals around $105.00! 

That will equal $140.00 when I go out and buy the 4th pair of ballet shoes.
All I can say is that 4th pair better make it past June 16th!

Or else!

So here is to my Tearful Tuesday which is really another addition of Wordful Wednesday!

Dec 16, 2008

Wordful Wednesday!



I love my Poodle, but as some of you know she has a nasty addiction to leather shoes.  Our family is well aware of our Poodles short falls and we all do our best to keep leather shoes put away where the beast can not reach them.

Unfortunately we are human and we sometimes forget to put delicious footwear away.  


Anyone need one slightly used ballet slipper (left foot only)?

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Nov 13, 2008

Photo Story Friday - Say it isn't so!

PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek


Dearest Poodle......please know that we do this to you because we love you! We want you to be a part of our family. To be allowed to live in doors, sleep on our bed and steal food off our kitchen counter. Ok, stealing food is a really bad habit I wish you would learn to control. But I will understand if you never get over that one! Full loaves of bread are hard to resist after all.



We do this to her and she does that to us!


Xena - Stop looking at me like that! No amount of pitiful will give you a pass on this or any other bath!



She may hate bath time, but when it is over she always jumps for joy because even though she is a dog she is a poodle first and poodles do not like to be dirty!



Jump circus dog jump!

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