Not Me Monday!

I did not make my family drive 1 hour and 15 minutes out of town so that I could go see the campsite where my troop will be visiting next weekend. I did not do that because that would make me a totally control freak to need to see where I am going before I get there!

I did not take a camera with me to the newly opened Target just so that I would have pictures to use on my blog. What blogger in her right mind would blog about her love of a STORE?? Not me.

I did not discover that taking pictures in Tar-jay would totally embarrass my teenager and then turn the post about my love for Tar-jay into how to embarrass your teenager! Oh no, that would totally irratate my teen and I would never do such a thing!

I did not let my teenager stand in the bathroom yelling for a towel for 10 minutes because I was totally annoyed and too lazy to get off the couch. That would make a sometimes tired and cranky mom looked bad and I would never want that!

I did not take the entire day off from my computer on Saturday to spend part of the day watching the girls soccer games and then the rest of the day hanging with horses at the ranch. No, not me.....that would have been way too much fun.

I was not proud of how my teen played in her soccer game! No not me, that would make me a bragging parent and I am totally above all of that.

I didn't get totally bummed when I realized that Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs came to town without calling me. No, not me......I'm no stalker!

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Not Me Monday!

This is my first time trying the "Not Me Monday" hosted by My Charming Kids.  Check it out for yourself........it is such a hoot!

I did not blow off working out this morning so that I could spend time writing a letter to my breasts!  I didn't do that because that would be plain silly, not to mention bad for my ever growing waistline.

I did not contemplate going postal on the 13 year old girl who kept purposefully knocking down all of the players on my daughters soccer team this Saturday.  That would have been very un-lady like of me!

I did not follow up my healthy low calorie lunch up with a handful of mnm's.......no I didn't , because that would be cheating.

I most certainly did not tell my youngest that pulling on her belly button might unsnap it, which means all her organs would be set lose inside of her body!  Even soon to be 10 year olds aren't always sure when mommy is joking!

I most definitely didn't just spell definitely wrong for the 400th time!  Thank goodness for spell check!