Feb 16, 2010

WW - Things that make me smile!

I love when fellow bloggers makes me smile.  Jinksy over at Napple Notes posted the Washington Post's Annual Neologism Contest winners (who knew there was such a contest)!  These alternative definitions really made me smile.  Thanks for posting them Jinksy!


Here are the winners:
1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a   steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

40 comments:

Momisodes said...

ROFL! These are hilarious :) I definitely needed this laugh today.

Buckeroomama said...

Oh, I love these!! :) Thanks for the laugh!

Alicia said...

LOL at #2!

Muthering Heights said...

LOL, hilarious!!!

Xmas Dolly said...

LOL I just had to copy these. Too funny! ROFL Had to read them all twice! Following you.

Sharon said...

Wahhh!! That is too funny! i love it.

Honey Mommy said...

I seriously love that photo.

The definitions were hilarious too!

Jackie said...

Thanks for sharing...these are great!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

Not cool...I just laughed so hard that I woke up the hubby!! LOL....

thanks for sharing!!

Upstatemomof3 said...

How incredibly cool!! Very fun!!

Genny said...

Olive flavored mouthwash?! No thanks! Too funny, Michelle!

Genny said...

Olive flavored mouthwash?! No thanks! Too funny, Michelle!

☼¨`*•.♥Rocío♥.•*¨`☼ said...

Oh my ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Erin said...

LMAO These are amazing! And I just love that pic of the sand heart!

debi9kids said...

OMGOSH! LOL! Thanks so much for posting these! Fantastic! LOVED #7 :)

The photo is awesome! Did you take it?

4thelove! said...

having coffee reading this before heading out of town...made me laugh! Love the creative heart!

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

LOVE it! And the picture is awesome!

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

That pictures is awesome!

Jen said...

funny! and LOVE that shot!

alita said...

What a way to brighten my day. Thanks for sharing!

Jessica Jones, ATL Mom of 3 said...

POKEMON
hahahahahahahahahaha!

I also love the picture and am now a follower! Thanks for a daily giggle

Brenda said...

That picture made me smile :)

Mamarazzi said...

FUNNY list of words and their definitions.

and i big love the pic!

hey i am hosting another swap, come play!

Mama Zen said...

I have definitely abdicated!

Allison said...

LOL, those are some great definitions. Love the photo too!

Rachael said...

haha, i love this. thanks for today's laughter :)

Pam said...

Lol! I love these. Especially the definition of Pokemon.

Tired Mom Tesa said...

Cool picture and those definitions craced me up. I love #15!

Jenners said...

Love the picture and LOVE LOVE LOVE those definitions. Made me giggle and laugh ... especially lymph.

Jessie said...

Cute definitions. I think that this is the 2nd time this week I saw someone's photo and immediately said "aww". Must be a sappy week for me. Love the sand heart - you are just so imaginative.

Carrie and Troy Keiser said...

cool picture!

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...

Absolute wordy perfection!!!

Your EG Tour Guide said...

OH! These rally ARE funny!

Whimsical Creations said...

LMBO! Those are great!

CC said...

these are super fun! And I love that pic too.

Life with Kaishon said...

These are fun : ) Made me laugh. And that picture is just magnificent. Nothing short of sensational!

lisaschaos said...

We are still laughing about lymph! I shared them all with my family and got many giggles but lymph takes the cake around here!

sheila said...

That pic makes ME smile as well! That is sooo cool! Love #13

Nishant said...

Wahhh!! That is too funny! i love it.
work at home in india

Angela at mommy bytes said...

I am woefully behind in blog reading, but I had to stop to comment on this one.. It really made me LOL! Thanks so much for sharing them.

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