Would it be too much to ask if you could toss some lumps of coal down the chimneys of a few mansions in Michigan?
You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod up into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyist. So now you’re out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you”ll buy American like a real man. Either way, we’re cool.
Below the three logos:
We’re the Big Three. We Don’t Need to Compete.™
I think I would be able to laugh a little harder at this Ad spoof if it wasn't true!
A friend sent me this ad via email. I'm not sure who created it.